voting against gay marriage is like ordering a piece of cake at a restaurant and having a complete stranger be like “waiter, cancel that cake”
"waiter cancel that cake it’s ruining my cake and i don’t know how to explain it to my children"
"my dietbook said I can’t have cake so throw that guy’s cake away too."
i looked at a girl and i was like nice
I need a cigarette and a girlfriend.
It’s even cooler when you stand back and squint your eyes.
Or take your glasses off
I just took my glasses off and omg
Imagine James Potter getting wasted and making a bet with Sirius that he can totally transform into his Animagus shape no biggie - and it goes fine but then he’s too drunk to change back and Muggles get confronted with this really drunk deer roaming the streets pursued by a man who can’t stop laughing
I reblogged this but I need to reblog it again because of that fucking gif
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"so she’s gay now?"
yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden
I’m simultaneously the nicest and meanest person you’ll ever meet