i hate how people use the word “partner” for gay people like no she’s my girlfriend we’re not fucking doing science projects together thank you bye
"…But I’ve wanted to experiment before…"
"But I mean, if you’re attracted to girls who look like guys… why don’t you just date guys?"
So if you like gummies in the shape of worms, why not just go outside and snack on some real ones?
voting against gay marriage is like ordering a piece of cake at a restaurant and having a complete stranger be like “waiter, cancel that cake”
"waiter cancel that cake it’s ruining my cake and i don’t know how to explain it to my children"
"my dietbook said I can’t have cake so throw that guy’s cake away too."
i looked at a girl and i was like nice
I need a cigarette and a girlfriend.